teenlock: in which John is the new rugby team captain and Sherlock is a shy little gay baby who wants to get to know the famous new captain. and so he asks Greg to give him John’s number and when they finally text Sherlock cant stop texting stuttery shit and he blushs and almost cries because he acts like what the people call him: freak.

and he is afraid that John won’t like him but in the end they spend their weekend together. uwu

posted 2 hours ago @ 16 Sep 2014
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Knock, knock. Who's There? Benedict Cumberbatch
Cast of "Lewis MacLeod is Not Himself" & Lewis Macleod is Not Himself S1E01 (Comedy Sketch Show)
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mollydobby:

An Attempt to Eff the Ineffable - Transcript of “Knock, knock. Who’s There? Benedict Cumberbatch.” from BBC comedy sketch show “Lewis Macleod is Not Himself ” S1E01  (x)

It does a great job with imitating Benedict’s and Martin’s voice and delivery - and its observations are hilariously absurd yet not untrue at the same time. 

“Ricky Gervais”: [as David Brent] Morning, Tim! Tim Bowler, Timbory-Tim, Timbory, Tim, Timbory Tim, Timboree! What are you doing?

“Martin”: Oh, er, you know, I’m just, you know, er … gazing despairingly at the camera like a perplexed hamster, as is my duty as the put-upon everyman character.

“Ricky Gervais”: Well, well, you know, just to whisper in your shell-like [?] *laughs raucously* - the new guy starts today. I said you could show him the ropes.

“Martin”: Fine, er … when’s he coming?

“Benedict”: [Sherlock voice] I’ve been observing you from the reception area for the last half an hour. That is to say, I’m already here. Don’t feel bad for not noticing me sooner. When I stand very still and don’t speak, I can easily be mistaken for an incredibly ornate and attractive hat stand. The kind you find in an antique shop that doesn’t have any price tags. Don’t touch - you can’t afford. Hello.

“Martin”: Good … er … yeah, good gracious. Erm, what are you?

“Benedict”: My name is long and ridiculous, like my face. They call me Benedict Cumberbatch.

*fairy tale harp chords* [medieval choral chant] Ben-ne-dict Cum-ber-baaatch!

“Benedict”: Don’t worry, that always happens.

“Martin”: Uh, OK, right, yeah. Um, OK, well, so, let’s give you the tour. Well, we’ve got, you know, the photocopier here …

“Benedict”: Pish, posh, and Duchy biscuits. You don’t think I actually care about your tedious office, do you?

“Martin”: Well, no, but I sort of imagined you’re here because -

“Benedict”: Oh, you beautifully obtuse little turnip of a man. I’m here because after Sherlock and the Hobbit, I’m now contractually obliged to appear in everything you ever do, shall do, have done, have so much as considered doing – don’t you understand, we go together like bangers and mash, like cream tea and scones, like a put-upon everyman character actor and a big posh flamboyant manic pixie dream boy with cheekbones you could balance a BAFTA on.

Is it a man? Is it several hyper-intelligent cats sitting on one another’s shoulders wearing a latex man-suit? Or is it an incredibly sexy horse that’s learned to walk on its hind legs and talk very very very fast?

“Martin”: Um … sorry, could you repeat all that please?

“Benedict”: No time, get down with me beneath this desk.

“Martin”: Why? Is there someone going to try to kill us or something? Or …

“Benedict”: [dramatic low voice] No, we just need to get uncomfortably close to one other and gaze homoerotically into each other’s eyes. Can you feel the tension? Can you? Can you … do you want to give me a little kiss? Oh you mustn’t - I’m an alabaster Adonis, don’t touch me!

“Martin”:  Um, yeah, OK.  Erm, bit weird, er … but still, less annoying than that Gervais guy. Erm, look, erm … how much longer is this going to go on for?

“Benedict”: For the rest of your life.

“Martin”:  What?

“Benedict”: Now, if you don’t mind, I have to exit dramatically through a window or something, for no reason other than it looks fantastic. Goodbye for now, put-upon everyman character actor. Remember my name.

“Martin”: *sighs* Ahhhh - I’ll never forget you, Bumblebee Cuttlefish! 

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emillu:

emillu:

As some of you know, I have not been doing very well the last couple months. Because of that, my number of actual art posts have dwindled and my personal posts have skyrocketed, and at times I haven’t posted anything at all. And yet, except for a few exceptions, you guys have stayed with me on this blog and have sent tons and tons of support and love my way and I just can not thank you all enough! I wish I could send something to every single one of you but this is the best I can do!

This for all my followers, as well as future followers, who have and hopefully will continue to bare with me and all my malfunctions and annoyances!

Rules

  • You must be following me because this is a thank you to my followers and future followers!!!
  • Both likes and reblogs count!
  • Please reblog only once as not to annoy your followers.
  • You must have your ask box open so that I will be able to contact you if you win and you must be comfortable giving me your address so I can send you your stuff!

Grand prize winner will receive:

  • An 8 ft. long 4th doctor scarf
  • A John Watson styled sweater (It has been loved by me for a couple years so it is a little worn. Don’t be alarmed.)
  • A deerstalker hat
  • A 11th Doctor fez
  • A pair of Bee socks from my store
  • Sherlock Season 1 on DVD
  • Arthur Conan Doyle’s Hounds of the Baskervilles book
  • 8 Sherlock fanartist stickers (with a couple Sock Drawer stickers thrown in there.)
  • A poster of a map of Middle Earth with Gandalf on the reverse side
  • A Doctor Who poster
  • A Portrait of Ben C drawn by me!
  • A copy of ENtertainment weekly with an Article on Doctor Who in it
  • + a little note and doodle from me

5 runner up winners will receive:

  • 2 pairs of socks picked out by me from my store
  • A bunch of Sock Drawer stickers from my store
  • + a little note and doodle from me
  • (also if I see you are following my stores tumblr, the-sockdrawer, you will get an extra little something!)

The give away ends in exactly 3 weeks, on Friday September 19th.

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR BEING AS SWEET AS YOU ARE AND GOODLUCK TO YOU ALL!

Also a thank you to ma bb krfr (ohg-d) for helping me model some of the stuff.

JUST ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL ITS OVER GUYS!!! And I will be sending the prizes out ASAP so you wont have to wait to long!! Like and Reblog away!

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xBC

sherlockspeare:

Adorableness overload (X)

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aconsultingdetective:

Legit Johnlock Scenes

Now actually do it, John.

the last gif is killing me.

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all I know, is that I’m lost whenever you go.

» Ink (Coldplay - Ghost Stories album)  
posted 2 days ago @ 14 Sep 2014 with 2 notes
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Ink
Coldplay & Ghost Stories
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Ink -

you beautiful thing.

posted 2 days ago @ 14 Sep 2014 with 1 note
xmusic xcoldplay xink xmusic i love xlove it